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Opinion - Michelle Malkin

The Obama Witch Project

Fri Oct 10, 3:00 AM ET

Creators Syndicate - Republicans don't need to dress up for Halloween this year. They're scaring the pants off Barack Obama's followers by their mere presence. Anything they say, wear or do provokes instant cries of "RAAAAACISM!" Wink, blink or think critical thoughts about Obama? You're a bigot!

  • The ACORN/Obama Voter Registration "Thug Thizzle" Wed Oct 8, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - Systemic corruption of our election process continues. Barack Obama and his old friends at ACORN and Project Vote are leading the way. This radical revolution is taking place in your backyard. And as I've reported before, this voter-fraud racket is on your dime.

  • Dear Congress: Put the Gun Down Now Fri Oct 3, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - Will 2008 be the year of the Chicken Little Congress? Or can the House of Representatives show the panic-driven Senate what it really means to be a deliberative body?

  • A Debate "Moderator" in the Tank for Obama Wed Oct 1, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - My dictionary defines "moderator" as "the nonpartisan presiding officer of a town meeting." On Thursday, PBS anchor Gwen Ifill will serve as moderator for the first and only vice presidential debate. The stakes are high. The Commission on Presidential Debates, with the assent of the two campaigns, decided not to impose any guidelines on her duties or questions.

  • The Ant and The Grasshopper, 2008 Edition Fri Sep 26, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - With what looks like imminent passage of the Mother of All Bailouts (following on the heels of a year's worth of government-funded rescues of private homeowners, lenders, insurers and automakers), Washington has turned Aesop's famous fable about prudence and hard work on its head. The time is ripe for a revised 2008 edition of "The Ant and the Grasshopper:"

  • Illegal Immigration and The Mortgage Mess Wed Sep 24, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - The Mother of All Bailouts has many fathers. As panicked politicians prepare to fork over $1 trillion in taxpayer funding to rescue the financial industry, they've fingered regulation, deregulation, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the Community Reinvestment Act, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, both Bushes, greedy banks, greedy borrowers, greedy short-sellers and minority home ownership mau-mauers (can't call 'em greedy, that would be racist) for blame.

  • Obama Releases His "In-Your-Face" Hounds Fri Sep 19, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - Warning: If your neighbor's got an "Obama '08" bumper sticker or lawn sign, you might want to double-check your door locks at night. The One has commanded his Purveyors of Change to go forth and proselytize to the unbelievers. And they're not going to be knocking gently like Avon Ladies.

  • The Book-Banners Hollywood Ignores Wed Sep 17, 3:00 AM ET

    Creators Syndicate - Have you ever heard Hollywood liberals talk about suspected Islamic jihadists the way they talk about suspected Republican "book-banners"? The September 11 terrorist attacks didn't turn celebrity leftists into hawks.